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Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

My Cat Was Right About You - Badge

NZ$39.00

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

I Will Survive - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup

NZ$45.00

Salty Bitch - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

I’m Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again?

NZ$50.00

Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom

NZ$45.00

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Fox Brooch - Purple Gold & Black Glitter

NZ$49.00

You’re Mad, Bonkers, Completely Off Your Head

NZ$50.00

Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup

NZ$45.00

I’m Just WTF-ING My Way Through Life

NZ$49.00

My Cat Was Right About You…

My Cat Was Right About You

NZ$45.00

Introverted…But Willing To Discuss Cats - Badge

NZ$39.00

My Cat Was Right About You - Badge

NZ$39.00

My Cat Thinks You’re A Cunt - Decorative Plate

NZ$50.00

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a vintage tea cup and saucer set with the quote "Badass Bi

DECORATIVE PLATES

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a planter stick label in pastel mint acrylic with the quote "drama queen"

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A greeting card featuring an owl with the quote "live laugh fuck off"

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Ray Of Fucking Sunshine

NZ$34.00 NZ$49.00

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My Hobbies Include

NZ$35.00 NZ$50.00

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Don’t Like Me? Fuck Off. Problem Solved.

NZ$35.00 NZ$50.00

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I Fucking Love You - Decorative Plate

NZ$35.00 NZ$50.00

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DECORATIVE PLATES

Welcome To The Shit Show - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite

NZ$45.00

Is It Time For Gin? - Decorative Plate

NZ$50.00

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Cheer Up, Fuckface - Decorative Plate

NZ$50.00

SUGAR BOWLS

Suspicious White Substance

NZ$42.00

Poison - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

Arsenic - Vintage Sugar Bowl

NZ$45.00

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

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PLANTER STICKS

My Next Victim - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

I Need A Fucking Drink - Acrylic Planter Stick

I Need A Fucking Drink - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

Not Dead Yet - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

I’m Such A Prick - Acrylic Planter Stick

I’m Such A Prick - Acrylic Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

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TRINKET DISHES

Where The Fuck Are My Keys?

NZ$39.00

Keys & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish

NZ$39.00

Shit I Can’t Lose - Vintage Trinket Dish

NZ$40.00

Rings & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish

NZ$35.00

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Salty Bitch - Salt And Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Salty As Fuck - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

Sammi
Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

Michele
Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

Martin
"Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

Melissa
“Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

Jacqui
“I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

Catriona
“Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

Rebecca
“Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

Shay
“Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

Sarah
"Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

Rachel
"Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

Rachel
"I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

Jacqui
Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

Billie
I love my plate. I get so many comments.

Nicole
Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

Lissa
3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

Sandy

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JEWELLERY

Shop our collection of jewellery, designed and made in our Wellington studio. From cheeky badges to bright and bold Pop! jewellery, and beautiful New Zealand inspired earrings and necklaces featuring vintage postage stamps.

I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again?

NZ$39.00

I Fucking Hate People - Pretty Rude Earrings

NZ$45.00

Pop! The Muppets Rectangle Acrylic Earrings

NZ$48.00

Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace

NZ$45.00

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Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

FEATURED

NEW ARRIVALS

My Cat Was Right About You…

CREATE-A-PLATE

Put your words on our fabulous vintage plates!

SHOP OUR COLLECTIONS

SELECTED ITEMS ON SALE NOW!

DECORATIVE PLATES

SUGAR BOWLS

PLANTER STICKS

TRINKET DISHES

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

"Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

“Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

“I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

“Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

“Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

“Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

"Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

"Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

"I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

I love my plate. I get so many comments.

Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

Creating NZ Made Gifts & Our Fabulous Decorative Wall Plates

JEWELLERY

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!