Funny vintage decorative plates with cheeky, sweary and sassy quotes and pictures, hung on a wall above a table and chair with a cactus on the table.

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Orders will start shipping again from Monday 5th October.

DECORATIVE PLATES

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In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite
from NZ$45.00

Cheeky Vintage Plates: Transform Your Walls with A Dash Of Sass!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Our Decorative Plates Are

  • Handmade from recycled vintage plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

Select your plate from the drop down menu:

Plate A: Bridgwood England, size - 14.5cm, lettering - black

Plate B: Crown Lynn New Zealand, size - 17.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate C: New Zealand, size - 17cm, lettering - gold

Plate D: Johnson Bros England, size - 25.5cm, lettering - gold

Plate E: British Anchor England, size - 25.5cm, lettering - black

Plate F: Alfred Meakin England, size - 24.5cm, lettering - black

The black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.

The gold lettering is a surface applied metallic foil.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order personalised plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

I Work Well With Others - Decorative Plate I Work Well With Others - Decorative Plate
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I Work Well With Others - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00

Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Our Decorative Plates Are

  • Handmade from recycled vintage plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

"I Work Well With Others…When They Leave Me The Fuck Alone"

Vintage plate: Grafton China England

Size: 15cm

Lettering: black

The lettering is heat set to the plate.

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.

Our shipping and payment information can be found here

Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here

Let’s Play Fuck Off. You Go First Let’s Play Fuck Off. You Go First Let’s Play Fuck Off. You Go First Let’s Play Fuck Off. You Go First
Let’s Play Fuck Off. You Go First
from NZ$45.00

Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!

Created in our Wellington studio.

Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.

Our Decorative Plates Are

  • Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates

  • Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand

  • One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Plate A: J & G Meakin England, size - 25cm

Plate B: Queen’s China England, size - 16cm

Plate C: Grindley England, size - 17cm

Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

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Hey There Funny Face - Saucer (5 Designs Available)
NZ$35.00

‘Hey There Funny Face’ Saucer

Five designs available (price is per saucer)

Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates. This saucer comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your saucer on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!

Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.

At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.

Select your saucer from the drop down menu:

Saucer A: Grafton England, size - 13.5cm

Saucer B: Royal Crown Derby England, size - 14cm

Saucer C: Sutherland China England, size - 14cm

Saucer D: Royal Albert England, size - 14cm

Saucer E: Queen Anne England, size - 14cm

Saucer F: Weatherby England, size - 13.5cm

Our decorative plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.

We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.

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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

    Sammi

  • Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

    Michele

  • Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

    Martin

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

  • Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

    Billie

  • I love my plate. I get so many comments.

    Nicole

  • Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

    Lissa

  • 3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

    Sandy

  • Brilliant service and the most perfect, unique gift. Can't recommend highly enough. Thanks Dandy Lion. I'll definitely be back!

    N W

  • Plate was a birthday present for my sister - she loved it! Delivery was prompt as always.

    Nicole

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

A collection of "Pretty Rude" laser cut acrylic badges and brooches featuring quotes in black and gold hand painted lettering
The Dandy Lion logo, A detailed drawing of a lion's face wearing a top hat and bow tie, inside an ornate gold frame with a teal background.

PLANTER STICKS

A glittery gold acrylic planter stick label that reads 'I WILL SURVIVE' placed in a plant pot with a succulent.
The Dandy Lion logo, A black-and-white drawing of a lion wearing a top hat and a bow tie, framed in an ornate gold frame.
A blue planter stick label with the quote "I need a fucking drink"
An orange house plant label with the quote "I'm such a prick"
A silver glitter acrylic planter stick label with the quote "over dramatic"
A pastel mint acrylic planter stick with the quote "drama queen"
Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

A ceramic teacup with floral designs and the phrase 'We're all mad here' written on it, placed on a matching saucer against a background of blue leaves.
The Dandy Lion logo, A black and white drawing of a lion wearing a top hat and bow tie, framed in an ornate gold frame.
A vintage milk jug with a witty quote "tears of my enemies"
a white sugar bowl with the words "suspicious white substance" in black lettering
A vintage sugar bowl with a sassy quote "there it goes...my last flying fuck!"
A vintage tea cup with a quote "let the good times be gin" in black cursive writing
For a dash of wit and sass...with a large helping of profanity, decorative wall plates, a "superstar" acrylic badge, Basil Brush jewellery, "suspicious white substance" sugar bowl, planter stick label

CREATING NZ MADE GIFTS & OUR FUN & FABULOUS CHEEKY PLATES

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