MADE IN NEW ZEALAND
We are back!
Ordering is open again! Orders placed this week will ship out from Monday 5th October.
NEW ARRIVALS
Add A Dash Of Sass to Your Walls!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Our Vintage Plate & Saucer Sets Are
Handmade from recycled vintage saucers
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates and sets are made in small batches
Vintage saucers: Royal Albert England | Aynsley England | Foley China England | Hammersley England
Size: each saucer measures 13.5cm to 14.5cm in diameter
The lettering is heat set the the saucers surface.
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.
We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.
Our shipping and payment information can be found here
Would you like a custom order personalised plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here
For Fuck’s Sake
Vintage Upcycled Tea Cup & Saucer
Tired of boring, polite tea time?
Add a proper dose of sass to your cuppa with this one-of-a-kind vintage tea cup and saucer.
Hand-selected from vintage pieces and cheekily upcycled with the bold, no-nonsense phrase: “For Fuck’s Sake”
Perfect for when you need that morning (or afternoon) reminder that sometimes, things just need to be said.
Vintage tea cup: Royal Windsor England
Size: 7.5cm high x 8.5cm wide (plus the handle) | saucer 14cm.
Writing: black
Hand-selected vintage china, lovingly upcycled with a fresh, sassy twist — because your tea deserves to be served with a side of sparkle and spite.
The writing is heat set to the tea cups surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve the finish of the delicate vintage tea cup and saucer. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The tea cup and saucer are not suitable for the dishwasher.
Cheeky Vintage Plates: Transform Walls with Wit!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Why You'll Love Them
Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches
At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.
Plate A: Queen Anne England, size - 16cm
Plate B: H & K Tunstall England, size - 20cm
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
Don’t Be a Cunt
Vintage Upcycled Tea Cup & Saucer
Add a proper dash of sass to your daily cuppa.
This fabulous upcycled vintage tea cup and saucer doesn’t whisper — it speaks its mind. With the bold, unapologetic statement “Don’t be a cunt”, every sip becomes a cheeky statement. The tea cup measures 7cm high by 8cm wide (plus the handle), the saucer measures 16cm.
Vintage tea cup: Windsor China England
Size: 7.5cm high x 9cm wide (plus the handle) | saucer 14cm.
Writing: black
Hand-selected vintage china, lovingly upcycled with a fresh, sassy twist — because your tea deserves to be served with a side of sparkle and spite.
The writing is heat set to the tea cups surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve the finish of the delicate vintage tea cup and saucer. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The tea cup and saucer are not suitable for the dishwasher.
Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Our Decorative Plates Are
Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches
At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.
Plate A: J & G Meakin England, size - 25cm
Plate B: Queen’s China England, size - 16cm
Plate C: Grindley England, size - 17cm
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
“Salty As Fuck” Salt & Pepper Shakers
For the dining table that doesn’t take itself too seriously, our salt and pepper shakers make the perfect addition! The salt and pepper shakers measure 8cm tall by 4.5cm wide.
Size - 8cm x 5cm
Lettering - black
Up cycled salt & pepper shakers
The writing is heat set to the salt & pepper shakers surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve their finish. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The salt & pepper shakers are not suitable for the dishwasher.
Sass Up Your Kitchen with This Fabulous Upcycled Sugar Bowl
⚠️ Suspicious white substance inside… (Don’t worry — it’s just sugar. Probably.)
Handcrafted from upcycled vintage finds, this sugar bowl brings personality, humour, and a touch of mischief to your countertop. Perfect for the kitchen that’s a little too polite.
Vintage sugar bowl: Thomas Germany
Size: 9.5cm x 9.5cm x 8cm
Lettering: black
Hand-selected vintage china, lovingly upcycled with a fresh, sassy twist — your kitchen called. It wants personality!
The lettering is heat set to the sugar bowls surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve it’s finish. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The sugar bowl is not suitable for the dishwasher.
Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Our Decorative Plates Are
Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches
Select your plate from the drop down menu:
Plate A: Colclough England, size - 16cm, lettering - black
Plate B: Crown Lynn New Zealand, size - 17.5cm, lettering - black
Plate C: Royal Vale, size - 16cm, lettering - gold
Plate D: Alfred Meakin England, size - 22.5cm, lettering - black
Plate E: Melba England, size - 23cm x 21.5cm, lettering - gold
Black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.
Gold lettering is a metallic foil.
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
PLANTER STICKS
DECORATIVE PLATES
Cheeky Vintage Plates: Transform Your Walls with A Dash Of Sass!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Our Decorative Plates Are
Handmade from recycled vintage plates
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches
Select your plate from the drop down menu:
Plate A: Bridgwood England, size - 14.5cm, lettering - black
Plate B: Crown Lynn New Zealand, size - 17.5cm, lettering - gold
Plate C: New Zealand, size - 17cm, lettering - gold
Plate D: Johnson Bros England, size - 25.5cm, lettering - gold
Plate E: British Anchor England, size - 25.5cm, lettering - black
Plate F: Alfred Meakin England, size - 24.5cm, lettering - black
The black lettering is heat set to the plates surface.
The gold lettering is a surface applied metallic foil.
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.
We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.
Our shipping and payment information can be found here
Would you like a custom order personalised plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here
Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Our Decorative Plates Are
Handmade from recycled vintage plates
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches
"I Work Well With Others…When They Leave Me The Fuck Alone"
Vintage plate: Grafton China England
Size: 15cm
Lettering: black
The lettering is heat set to the plate.
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.
Ships from our Wellington, New Zealand studio.
Our shipping and payment information can be found here
Would you like a custom order plate? Create-a-plate is available to order here
Fabulous Plates To Adorn Your Walls!
Created in our Wellington studio.
Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates and feature one of our cheeky, sassy quotes.
Our Decorative Plates Are
Handmade from recycled vintage ceramic plates
Versatile display — choose a spring wall hanger or plate stand
One-of-a-kind — our plates are made in small batches
At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.
Plate A: J & G Meakin England, size - 25cm
Plate B: Queen’s China England, size - 16cm
Plate C: Grindley England, size - 17cm
Our plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
‘Hey There Funny Face’ Saucer
Five designs available (price is per saucer)
Fabulous plates to adorn your walls! Our decorative wall plates are carefully crafted from up-cycled vintage plates. This saucer comes with your choice of either a spring hanging wire for easy wall mounting or a plate stand, perfect for showcasing your saucer on a shelf, sideboard, or anywhere you like to add a splash of sass!
Please select your plate holder from the drop down menu which pops up when you add to cart.
At The Dandy Lion we have made it our mission to add a touch of fun and sass to your walls with our plates. Our quirky collages and artwork are applied and heat set to our collection of hand selected vintage plates.
Select your saucer from the drop down menu:
Saucer A: Grafton England, size - 13.5cm
Saucer B: Royal Crown Derby England, size - 14cm
Saucer C: Sutherland China England, size - 14cm
Saucer D: Royal Albert England, size - 14cm
Saucer E: Queen Anne England, size - 14cm
Saucer F: Weatherby England, size - 13.5cm
Our decorative plates are not intended for food use, they are for decorative use only.
We carefully hand select our vintage plates to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts due to the plates age.
SUGAR BOWLS
“Suspicious White Substance” Sugar Bowl With Lid
Sass up your kitchen with this fabulous up cycled sugar bowl - suspicious white substance inside! Featuring one of our signature sugar bowl quotes, it measures 9cm high (including the lid) by 8cm.
Size - 9cm x 8cm
Lettering - black
The lettering is heat set to the sugar bowls surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve it’s finish. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The sugar bowl is not suitable for the dishwasher.
We carefully hand select our sugar bowls to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts.
Sass Up Your Kitchen with This Fabulous Upcycled Sugar Bowl
⚠️ Suspicious white substance inside… (Don’t worry — it’s just sugar. Probably.)
Handcrafted from upcycled vintage finds, this sugar bowl brings personality, humour, and a touch of mischief to your countertop. Perfect for the kitchen that’s a little too polite.
Size - 9cm x 9cm
Lettering - black
The lettering is heat set to the sugar bowls surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve it’s finish. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The sugar bowl is not suitable for the dishwasher.
We carefully hand select our sugar bowls to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts.
“There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck” Sugar Bowl
Sass up your kitchen with this fabulous up cycled vintage sugar bowl - There it goes…my last flying fuck. The sugar bowl measures 14cm high (including the lid) by 12.5cm wide (including the handles) by 9.5cm.
Size - 14cm x 12.5cm x 9.5
Lettering - black
The lettering is heat set to the sugar bowls surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve its finish. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The sugar bowl is not suitable for the dishwasher.
We carefully hand select our sugar bowls to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts.
“Cocaine Anyone?” Sugar Bowl
Sass up your kitchen with this fab up cycled vintage sugar bowl - cocaine anyone? The sugar bowl measures 8cm high (including the lid) by 8.5cm wide.
Sugar bowl - Thomas Germany
Size - 8cm x 8.5cm
The artwork heat set to the sugar bowls surface for durability, we recommend handling with care to preserve its finish. Hand wash gently in warm water and avoid scrubbing. The sugar bowl is not suitable for the dishwasher.
We carefully hand select our sugar bowls to ensure they are in good condition, but there may be the occasional surface scratch or slight wear in parts.
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