Funny vintage decorative plates with cheeky, sweary and sassy quotes and pictures, hung on a wall above a table and chair with a cactus on the table.

MADE IN NEW ZEALAND

We are closed until the end of September

Our website is now closed until the end of September.

The website will reopen for orders on September 30th and shipping will resume on October 5th.

We will be checking emails once a day until the website reopens, if you need to get in touch you can drop us a line here

See you all again after our break!

In the meantime you can find a selection of Dandy Lion goodness at WORLD stores (Auckland) and Mr Feather’s Den (Featherston)

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

    Sammi

  • Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

    Michele

  • Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

    Martin

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

  • Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

    Billie

  • I love my plate. I get so many comments.

    Nicole

  • Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

    Lissa

  • 3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

    Sandy

  • Brilliant service and the most perfect, unique gift. Can't recommend highly enough. Thanks Dandy Lion. I'll definitely be back!

    N W

  • Plate was a birthday present for my sister - she loved it! Delivery was prompt as always.

    Nicole

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

A collection of "Pretty Rude" laser cut acrylic badges and brooches featuring quotes in black and gold hand painted lettering
The Dandy Lion logo, A detailed drawing of a lion's face wearing a top hat and bow tie, inside an ornate gold frame with a teal background.

PLANTER STICKS

A glittery gold acrylic planter stick label that reads 'I WILL SURVIVE' placed in a plant pot with a succulent.
The Dandy Lion logo, A black-and-white drawing of a lion wearing a top hat and a bow tie, framed in an ornate gold frame.
A blue planter stick label with the quote "I need a fucking drink"
An orange house plant label with the quote "I'm such a prick"
A silver glitter acrylic planter stick label with the quote "over dramatic"
A pastel mint acrylic planter stick with the quote "drama queen"
Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

A ceramic teacup with floral designs and the phrase 'We're all mad here' written on it, placed on a matching saucer against a background of blue leaves.
The Dandy Lion logo, A black and white drawing of a lion wearing a top hat and bow tie, framed in an ornate gold frame.
A vintage milk jug with a witty quote "tears of my enemies"
a white sugar bowl with the words "suspicious white substance" in black lettering
A vintage sugar bowl with a sassy quote "there it goes...my last flying fuck!"
A vintage tea cup with a quote "let the good times be gin" in black cursive writing
For a dash of wit and sass...with a large helping of profanity, decorative wall plates, a "superstar" acrylic badge, Basil Brush jewellery, "suspicious white substance" sugar bowl, planter stick label

CREATING NZ MADE GIFTS & OUR FUN & FABULOUS CHEEKY PLATES

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