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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$42.00
I’m Just WTF-ING My Way Through Life
I’m Just WTF-ING My Way Through Life
NZ$49.00
Fuck - Vintage Decorative Plate Fuck - Vintage Decorative Plate
Fuck - Vintage Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
Fox Brooch - Purple Gold & Black Glitter
Fox Brooch - Purple Gold & Black Glitter
NZ$49.00

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Cuntface - Vintage Decorative Plate Cuntface - Vintage Decorative Plate
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NZ$45.00
Wash Your Fucking Hands - Plate Set Wash Your Fucking Hands - Plate Set
Wash Your Fucking Hands - Plate Set
NZ$85.00
Go Fuck Yourself - Decorative Plate Go Fuck Yourself - Decorative Plate
Go Fuck Yourself - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person? - Plate Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person? - Plate
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person? - Plate
NZ$50.00

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Salty Bitch - Vintage Tea Cup
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Salty Bitch - Vintage Tea Cup
NZ$31.50 NZ$45.00
Don’t Like Me? Fuck Off. Problem Solved.
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Don’t Like Me? Fuck Off. Problem Solved.
NZ$35.00 NZ$50.00
Where The Fuck Are My Keys? Where The Fuck Are My Keys?
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Where The Fuck Are My Keys?
NZ$25.00 NZ$40.00
Arsenic - Sugar Bowl
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Arsenic - Sugar Bowl
NZ$29.00 NZ$42.00
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DECORATIVE PLATES

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite
NZ$50.00
We’re All Mad Here - Decorative Plate
We’re All Mad Here - Decorative Plate
NZ$45.00
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CUNT - Vintage Decorative Plate Set CUNT - Vintage Decorative Plate Set
CUNT - Vintage Decorative Plate Set
NZ$85.00
Heart - Anatomy Collection Plate
Heart - Anatomy Collection Plate
NZ$45.00
Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

SUGAR BOWLS

Suspicious White Substance
Suspicious White Substance
NZ$42.00
Poison - Sugar Bowl
Poison - Sugar Bowl
NZ$42.00
Arsenic - Vintage Sugar Bowl
Arsenic - Vintage Sugar Bowl
NZ$45.00
Suspicious White Substance
Suspicious White Substance
NZ$42.00
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TRINKET DISHES

Where The Fuck Are My Keys?
Where The Fuck Are My Keys?
NZ$39.00
Keys & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish
Keys & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish
NZ$39.00
Shit I Can’t Lose - Vintage Trinket Dish
Shit I Can’t Lose - Vintage Trinket Dish
NZ$40.00
Rings & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish
Rings & Shit - Vintage Trinket Dish
NZ$35.00
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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers
Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers
NZ$42.00
Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers
Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers
NZ$42.00
Salty Bitch - Salt And Pepper Shakers
Salty Bitch - Salt And Pepper Shakers
NZ$42.00
Salty As Fuck - Salt & Pepper Shakers
Salty As Fuck - Salt & Pepper Shakers
NZ$42.00
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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

    Sammi

  • Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

    Michele

  • Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

    Martin

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

  • Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

    Billie

  • I love my plate. I get so many comments.

    Nicole

  • Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

    Lissa

  • 3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

    Sandy

For a dash of wit and sass...with a large helping of profanity, decorative wall plates, a "superstar" acrylic badge, Basil Brush jewellery, "suspicious white substance" sugar bowl, planter stick label

CREATING NZ MADE GIFTS & OUR FUN & FABULOUS QUOTE PLATES

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JEWELLERY

Shop our collection of jewellery, designed and made in our Wellington studio. From cheeky badges to bright and bold Pop! jewellery, and beautiful New Zealand inspired earrings and necklaces featuring vintage postage stamps.

Fuck It - Recycled Vintage Plate Brooch
Fuck It - Recycled Vintage Plate Brooch
NZ$45.00
I Fucking Hate People - Pretty Rude Earrings
I Fucking Hate People - Pretty Rude Earrings
NZ$45.00
Pop! The Muppets Rectangle Acrylic Earrings
Pop! The Muppets Rectangle Acrylic Earrings
NZ$48.00
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
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POP! JEWELLERY

Pop! Noddy Glitter Acrylic Earrings
Pop! Noddy Glitter Acrylic Earrings
NZ$45.00
Pop! Batman Glitter Acrylic Brooch
Pop! Batman Glitter Acrylic Brooch
NZ$39.00
Pop! Fraggle Rock Rectangle Acrylic Earrings
Pop! Fraggle Rock Rectangle Acrylic Earrings
NZ$48.00