• The Dandy Lion, for rude and sassy decorative vintage wall plates, made in New Zealand

    THE DANDY LION

    For a dash of wit and sass…with

    a large helping of profanity!

    MADE IN NEW ZEALAND

  • Planter sticks, labels for your house plants, laser cut acrylic, hand painted and made in New Zealand

  • Pretty rude badges, laser cut acrylic and hand painted, bright and bold badges with rude and sassy quotes

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Shop for naughty and nice Christmas gifts at The Dandy Lion!

GIFT WRAPPING AVAILABLE

Christmas is nearly upon us and we have all the goodies…both naughty and nice! We have a gift wrapping add-on available that includes a handwritten gift card for your personalised message.

Pretty Rude Badges
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge (Lg)
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Absofuckinglutely - Badge (Lg)
Absofuckinglutely - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Classy Bitch - Badge (Sm)
Classy Bitch - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
I’ve Tried To Stop Swearing But I Cunt - Badge (Lg)
I’ve Tried To Stop Swearing But I Cunt - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Fresh Out Of Fucks - Badge (Sm)
Fresh Out Of Fucks - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
Introverted…But Willing To Discuss Cats - Badge (Sm)
Introverted…But Willing To Discuss Cats - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
Fabulous Bitch - Badge (Sm)
Fabulous Bitch - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
Not Fragile Like A Flower, Fragile Like A Bomb - Badge (Lg)
Not Fragile Like A Flower, Fragile Like A Bomb - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again? - Badge (Lg)
I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again? - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Cunt - Badge (Sm)
Cunt - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
I’m Not Rude! I Just Don’t Like You - Badge (Lg)
I’m Not Rude! I Just Don’t Like You - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person? - Badge (Lg)
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person? - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge (Lg)
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Fucker - Badge (Sm)
Fucker - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
You’re Dry Humping My Last Nerve - Badge (Lg)
You’re Dry Humping My Last Nerve - Badge (Lg)
NZ$39.00
Be Fucking Nice - Badge (Sm)
Be Fucking Nice - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
I Fucking Hate People - Badge (Sm)
I Fucking Hate People - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
My Cat Was Right About You - Badge (Sm)
My Cat Was Right About You - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
Medicated & Motivated - Badge (Sm)
Medicated & Motivated - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
We’re All Mad Here - Badge (Sm)
We’re All Mad Here - Badge (Sm)
NZ$35.00
Planter Sticks
Over Dramatic - Planter Stick
Over Dramatic - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
I Need A Fucking Drink - Planter Stick
I Need A Fucking Drink - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Crazy Plant Lady - Planter Stick
Crazy Plant Lady - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
I’m Such A Prick - Planter Stick
I’m Such A Prick - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick
Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Grow Dammit! - Planter Stick
Grow Dammit! - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Plant Dad - Planter Stick
Plant Dad - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Emotional Support Plant - Planter Stick
Emotional Support Plant - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
I Will Survive - Planter Stick
I Will Survive - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick
I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
You Grow Girl! - Planter Stick
You Grow Girl! - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
What The Succulent - Planter Stick
What The Succulent - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Thirsty Bitch - Planter Stick
Thirsty Bitch - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
What The Fucculent - Planter Stick
What The Fucculent - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
I Soiled Myself - Planter Stick
I Soiled Myself - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Party Thyme - Planter Stick
Party Thyme - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Thirst Trap - Planter Stick
Thirst Trap - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Fabulous Plates
I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again?
I’m Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Again?
NZ$46.00
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite
NZ$39.00
Classy Bitch - Decorative Plate
Classy Bitch - Decorative Plate
NZ$39.00
Cunt - Decorative Plate
Cunt - Decorative Plate
NZ$39.00
Live Laugh Fuck Off - Decorative Plate
Live Laugh Fuck Off - Decorative Plate
NZ$46.00
Cunt - Decorative Plate
Cunt - Decorative Plate
NZ$46.00
Wash your fucking hands, funny decorative vintage wall plate for your bathroom, floral vintage plate with writing
Wash Your Fucking Hands
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
If I Were A Bird, I Know Who I’d Shit On
NZ$59.00
Only 1 available
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit
NZ$39.00
Don’t Like Me? Fuck Off. Problem Solved.
Don’t Like Me? Fuck Off. Problem Solved.
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
I may be wrong but I doubt it, funny upcycled vintage plate for your wall, raised floral border design and black writing
I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It
NZ$46.00
Only 1 available
My cat was right about you, funny decorative vintage wall plate with writing, cat lover gift
My Cat Was Right About You
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Kindly Fuck Off - Decorative Plate
Kindly Fuck Off - Decorative Plate
NZ$39.00
In A World Full of Cunts You’re My Favourite
In A World Full of Cunts You’re My Favourite
from NZ$46.00
Fuck - Decorative Plate
Fuck - Decorative Plate
NZ$39.00
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Wanker
NZ$46.00
Only 1 available
Don’t Be A Cunt - Decorative Plate
Don’t Be A Cunt - Decorative Plate
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Maybe Swearing Will Help
NZ$39.00
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Welcome To The Shit Show
NZ$39.00
Fresh Out Of Fucks
Fresh Out Of Fucks
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
NZ$39.00
Fabulous Bitch
Fabulous Bitch
NZ$46.00
Only 1 available
And Yet Despite The Look On My Face You’re Still Talking
And Yet Despite The Look On My Face You’re Still Talking
NZ$46.00
Fabulous Bitch
Fabulous Bitch
NZ$39.00
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Absofuckinglutely - Decorative Plate
NZ$40.00
Only 1 available
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Absofuckinglutely
NZ$46.00
Only 1 available
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What The Fuck - Decorative Plate
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
I Fucking Hate Cooking
I Fucking Hate Cooking
NZ$46.00
Only 1 available
Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom
Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom
NZ$39.00
Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom
Please Don’t Do Cocaine In The Bathroom
NZ$46.00
Picture Plates
Introverted….But Willing To Discuss Cats
Introverted….But Willing To Discuss Cats
NZ$48.00
Only 1 available
We’re All Mad Here
We’re All Mad Here
NZ$43.00
You Don’t Like Me? That’s Ok. I Like Myself
You Don’t Like Me? That’s Ok. I Like Myself
NZ$48.00
Only 1 available
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I’m A Constant Fucking Delight
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters
I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters
NZ$48.00
Only 1 available
My Cat Was Right About You
My Cat Was Right About You
NZ$43.00
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I’m A Delicate Fucking Flower
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
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I’m Just WTF-ING My Way Through Life
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
Introverted….But Willing To Discuss Cats
Introverted….But Willing To Discuss Cats
NZ$44.00
Only 1 available
Is It Time For Gin?
Is It Time For Gin?
NZ$48.00
Only 1 available
I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters
I Would Slap You, But Shit Splatters
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
You’re My Favourite Bitches To Bitch About Bitches With
You’re My Favourite Bitches To Bitch About Bitches With
NZ$48.00
Middle Finger
Middle Finger
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
You’re Mad, Bonkers, Completely Off Your Head
You’re Mad, Bonkers, Completely Off Your Head
NZ$49.00
Only 1 available
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Beam Me Up
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
Today’s Menu, Eat It Or Starve
Today’s Menu, Eat It Or Starve
NZ$48.00
Only 1 available
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I’m A Constant Fucking Delight
NZ$49.00
Only 1 available
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You’re My Favourite Bitches To Bitch About Bitches With
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
Cunt
Cunt
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
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Wanker
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
Bitch
Bitch
NZ$43.00
Only 1 available
Tea Cups
Kindly Fuck Off - Tea Cup
Kindly Fuck Off - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Fabulous Bitch - Tea Cup
Fabulous Bitch - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Fresh Out Of Fucks - Tea Cup
Fresh Out Of Fucks - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Absofuckinglutely - Tea Cup
Absofuckinglutely - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
We’re All Mad Here - Tea Cup
We’re All Mad Here - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Salty As Fuck - Tea Cup
Salty As Fuck - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Tears Of My Enemies - Tea Cup
Tears Of My Enemies - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Classy Bitch - Tea Cup
Classy Bitch - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
This Could Be Gin - Tea Cup
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This Could Be Gin - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
I Fucking Hate People - Tea Cup
I Fucking Hate People - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Cunt - Tea Cup
Cunt - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Salty Bitch - Tea Cup
Salty Bitch - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Let The Good Times Be Gin - Tea Cup
Let The Good Times Be Gin - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Fancy As Fuck - Tea Cup
Fancy As Fuck - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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May Contain Tequila - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Badass Bitch - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Fuck Mornings - Tea Cup
Fuck Mornings - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
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Woke Up Sexy As Hell Today - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Zero Fucks Given - Tea Cup
Zero Fucks Given - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
There’s A Chance This Is Wine - Tea Cup
There’s A Chance This Is Wine - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
May Contain Whiskey - Tea Cup
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May Contain Whiskey - Tea Cup
NZ$39.00
Sugar Bowls
Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Arsenic - Sugar Bowl
NZ$40.00
Only 1 available
Suspicious White Substance, funny sugar bowl, upcycled white sugar bowl with black text
Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$42.00
Only 1 available
Extra Fucks - Sugar Bowl
Extra Fucks - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Suspicious white substance, funny white sugar bowl with black text, upcycled and repurposed in New Zealand
Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Sugar Tits - Sugar Bowl
Sugar Tits - Sugar Bowl
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Cocaine - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
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Arsenic - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
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Sugar Tits - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Poison - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Sugar Tits - Sugar Bowl
NZ$42.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$40.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$40.00
Only 1 available
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Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Plate Jewellery
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Fuck Off - Recycled Plate Brooch
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Classy Bitch - Recycled Plate Brooch
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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I’m A Delicate Fucking Flower - Recycled Plate Brooch
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available

Create-a-Plate

Put your words on our fabulous vintage plates with personalised custom order create-a-plates

Unique and bespoke custom gifts are available at The Dandy Lion, put your quote on a vintage plate, personalised one of a kind gift
Create a plate for a unique personalised gift, made in New Zealand, small vintage plate with your custom quote or phrase
Customise a large vintage plate with a quote, word or phrase, a unique and personalised gift

Small Create-a-Plate
$44

Large Create-a-Plate
from $49

Adorn your walls with our plates!

Fabulous upcycled vintage plates….sassy, saucy and just plain rude! Our unique decorative plates include a wall hanger or plate stand and are presented in a gift box, ready for gift giving (or for you!)
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POP! Jewellery

Pop!
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Pop! Basil Brush Acrylic Earrings
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Pop! Basil Brush Acrylic Brooch
NZ$35.00
Only 1 available
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Pop! Basil Brush Acrylic Necklace
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available

New Zealand Stamp Jewellery

NZ Stamp Jewellery
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Tui - Oval New Zealand Stamp Earrings
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Fantail - Oval New Zealand Stamp Earrings
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Kiwi - Oval New Zealand Stamp Earrings
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Kakabeak - Oval New Zealand Stamp Earrings
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
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Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
Fantail - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
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Fantail - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
Kiwi - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
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Kiwi - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
Kowhai - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
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Kowhai - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
Kakabeak - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
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Kakabeak - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Puarangi - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Only 1 available
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Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Brooch
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Kiwi - Square New Zealand Stamp Brooch
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Kakabeak - Square New Zealand Stamp Brooch
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Mitre Peak - Square New Zealand Stamp Brooch
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Fantail - Oval New Zealand Stamp Brooch
NZ$39.00
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Kotare - Oval New Zealand Stamp Brooch
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available

What people are saying

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

Milk Jugs
Poison milk jug, funny upcycled vintage Thomas Germany milk jug, white with black text
Poison - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Extra fucks funny milk jug, white vintage Arzberg Germany milk jug with black text, upcycled in New Zealand
Extra Fucks - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$38.00
Only 1 available
Poison - Milk Jug
Poison - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Extra Fucks - Milk Jug
Extra Fucks - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
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Poison - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Only 1 available
Extra Fucks - Milk Jug
Extra Fucks - Milk Jug
NZ$38.00
Only 1 available
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Poison - Milk Jug
NZ$38.00
Only 1 available
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$38.00
Only 1 available
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$38.00
Only 1 available
Gin - Milk Jug
Gin - Milk Jug
NZ$36.00
Only 1 available
Gin - Milk Jug
Gin - Milk Jug
NZ$34.00
Only 1 available
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Gin - Milk Jug
NZ$35.00
Only 1 available
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Gin - Milk Jug
NZ$34.00
Only 1 available
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$37.00
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
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Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00
Gin - Milk Jug
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Gin - Milk Jug
NZ$35.00
Cyanide - Milk Jug
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Cyanide - Milk Jug
NZ$35.00
Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

Not your Nana’s tea set!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

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“Is it time for gin?”

https://www.thedandylion.co.nz/picture-plates/p/is-it-time-for-gin
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