Collection of quirky decorative items including a mug with 'Tears of my Enemies,' a sign reading 'Superstar,' a plate with humorous text, a teacup saying 'Fabulous Bitch,' a pair of earrings with fox designs, a decorative picture of a woman, a plant with a label 'I soz myself,' and a white container labeled 'Suspicious White Substance,' with text 'The Dandy Lion, Fun, bold and a little bit naughty... Made in New Zealand.'

FEATURED

Maybe Swearing Will Help Maybe Swearing Will Help Maybe Swearing Will Help
Maybe Swearing Will Help
NZ$45.00
I Prefer To Call Myself Delightfully Difficult
I Prefer To Call Myself Delightfully Difficult
NZ$55.00
Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge
Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Badge
NZ$39.00
Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
Tears Of My Enemies - Milk Jug
NZ$39.00

NEW ARRIVALS

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge
NZ$39.00
So Apparently I’m Sarcastic
So Apparently I’m Sarcastic
NZ$49.00
I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick
I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick
NZ$18.00
Heart - Anatomy Collection
Heart - Anatomy Collection
NZ$45.00

PLANTER STICKS

SUGAR BOWLS

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

DECORATIVE PLATES

I’m A Constant Fucking Delight
I’m A Constant Fucking Delight
NZ$45.00
Fabulous Bitch Fabulous Bitch Fabulous Bitch
Fabulous Bitch
NZ$45.00
Fuck Off!
Fuck Off!
NZ$45.00
For Fuck’s Sake
For Fuck’s Sake
NZ$45.00

SHOP OUR COLLECTIONS

A white plate with a pink rose illustration and the phrase 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' in a circular pattern, placed on a bed of green fern leaves.
A silver decorative tray with the word 'FUCK' written in black capital letters in the center, placed on a red patterned fabric background.

DECORATIVE PLATES

METAL DISHES

A vintage floral porcelain dish with gold trim, containing the text 'Where the fuck are my keys?' in black font, placed on lush green fern leaves.
Green succulent plant in a terracotta pot with a decorative sign that says "Over Dramatic" on a black background.

TRINKET DISHES

PLANTER STICKS

A white container with the words 'Suspicious White Substance' written on it, set against a background of dark blue leaves.
A porcelain teacup and saucer with floral design, placed on a bed of red roses. The teacup has a humorous message that says 'Kindly fuck off' in black script.

SUGAR BOWLS

TEA CUPS

White salt and pepper shakers with the words “Heroin” and “Cocaine”' in cursive, in front of dark blue leaves and pink flowers.
A turquoise, glittery badge with black text that reads "In a world full of CUNTS you're my favourite," placed on black and white houndstooth fabric.

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

A cream coloured brooch with gold glitter around the edges and pink floral designs, labeled 'Badass Bitch' in black text.
A round, white brooch with the text 'Badass bitch' written on it, surrounded by red roses and illustrated with a tulip and a rose on the surface.

PETITE PLATES

PLATE BROOCHES

Pair of earrings with character images from The Muppet Show, one featuring Kermit The Frog, the other Fozzie Bear, set against a blurred light background.
Decorative brooch featuring a New Zealand Fantail postage stamp, with walnut plywood frame and vintage style background.

POP JEWELLERY

NZ STAMP JEWELLERY

CREATE-A-PLATE

Put your words on our fabulous vintage plates with personalised custom order create-a-plates

White decorative plate with a floral pattern of red roses and gray leaves, reading 'Create a Plate' in bold black letters, surrounded by pink and red flowers.
Decorative porcelain plate with a floral pattern and the text 'Create a Plate' in the centre, placed on red and green flowers.

SMALL CREATE-A-PLATE

LARGE CREATE-A-PLATE

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

  • Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

    Sammi

  • Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

    Michele

  • Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

    Martin

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

  • Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

    Billie

  • I love my plate. I get so many comments.

    Nicole

  • Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

    Lissa

  • 3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

    Sandy

Gold ornate picture frame with a sale announcement inside, stating, "Selected items are on sale now!"

Selected items are on sale now!

Shop end of line and clearance items at heavily reduced prices…..

Including decorative plates, sugar bowls, jewellery and more!

JEWELLERY

Shop our collection of jewellery, designed and made in our Wellington studio. From cheeky badges to bright and bold Pop! jewellery, and beautiful New Zealand inspired earrings and necklaces featuring vintage postage stamps.

My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge
My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge
NZ$39.00
Badass Bitch - Petite Plate Brooch Badass Bitch - Petite Plate Brooch
Badass Bitch - Petite Plate Brooch
NZ$49.00
Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings
Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings
NZ$39.00
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace
NZ$45.00
Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

A white teacup with floral patterns and gold trim, sitting on a matching saucer, with humorous black text that reads "Fresh out of fucks". The background is blurred pink cherry blossoms.
A fancy ceramic milk jug with floral designs and the words 'Extra Fucks' written on it, placed on a dark background with blue leaves.
A white ceramic sugar bowl with a lid and handles, engraved with the words "SUGAR TITS," placed on a large pink flower background with multiple petals.
White salt and pepper shakers with black cursive text reading 'Salty' and 'As Fuck' placed on a background of vibrant blue hydrangea flowers.