MADE IN NEW ZEALAND

NEW ARRIVALS

Adorn your walls with our plates!

Fabulous upcycled vintage plates….sassy, saucy and just plain rude! Our unique decorative plates include a wall hanger or plate stand and are presented in a gift box, ready for gift giving (or for you!)
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POP! Jewellery

New Zealand Stamp Jewellery

What people are saying

  • "Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

    Melissa

  • “Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

    Jacqui

  • “I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

    Catriona

  • “Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

    Rebecca

  • “Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

    Shay

  • “Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

    Sarah

  • "Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

    Rachel

  • "Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

    Rachel

  • "I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

    Jacqui

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Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

Not your Nana’s tea set!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

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“My Cat Was Right About You”

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The Dandy Lion • Made in New Zealand