Adorn your walls with our fabulous vintage decorative wall plates!
Planter sticks...the sassiest sidekick your houseplants never knew they needed!
Add a cheeky accessory with our PRETTY RUDE badges

FEATURED

I Fucking Love You - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

Fabulous Bitch - Glitter Acrylic Badge

NZ$39.00

Not Dead Yet - Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

Live Laugh Fuck Off - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

NEW ARRIVALS

In A World Full Of Cunts You’re My Favourite - Badge

NZ$39.00

Ray Of Fucking Sunshine - Plate Set

NZ$85.00

Tears Of My Enemies - Vintage Tea Cup

NZ$45.00

Maybe Swearing Will Help - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

CREATE-A-PLATE

Put your words or quotes on our fabulous vintage plates for the perfect personalised gift with our custom order create-a-plates.

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PLANTER STICKS

I Wet My Plants - Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

I Need A Fucking Drink - Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

Over Dramatic - Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

I’m Such A Prick - Planter Stick

NZ$18.00

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SUGAR BOWLS

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

Arsenic - Vintage Sugar Bowl

NZ$45.00

Suspicious White Substance - Sugar Bowl

NZ$42.00

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Salty Bitch - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Heroin Cocaine - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

Salty As Fuck - Salt & Pepper Shakers

NZ$42.00

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DECORATIVE WALL PLATES

Fabulous Bitch - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

Fuck Off! - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

I’m A Constant Fucking Delight - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

For Fuck’s Sake - Decorative Plate

NZ$45.00

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A silver decorative tray with the word 'FUCK' written in black capital letters in the center, placed on a red patterned fabric background.

DECORATIVE PLATES

METAL DISHES

A vintage floral porcelain dish with gold trim, containing the text 'Where the fuck are my keys?' in black font, placed on lush green fern leaves.

Green succulent plant in a terracotta pot with a decorative sign that says "Over Dramatic" on a black background.

TRINKET DISHES

PLANTER STICKS

A white container with the words 'Suspicious White Substance' written on it, set against a background of dark blue leaves.

A vintage tea cup and saucer with floral design and gold trim, with the words "Kindly fuck off" written on the cup, surrounded by red roses.

SUGAR BOWLS

TEA CUPS

White salt and pepper shakers with the words “Heroin” and “Cocaine”' in cursive, in front of dark blue leaves and pink flowers.

SALT & PEPPER

PRETTY RUDE BADGES

PETITE PLATES

PLATE BROOCHES

Pair of earrings with character images from The Muppet Show, one featuring Kermit The Frog, the other Fozzie Bear, set against a blurred light background.

A vintage New Zealand postage stamp featuring a Tui, mounted in a mini walnut plywood frame, shown worn on a texture grey jacket

POP JEWELLERY

NZ STAMP JEWELLERY

A vintage plate brooch with a delicate floral design, hand shaped and finished with the text 'I'm a delicate fucking flower'.

A cream coloured brooch with gold glitter around the edges and pink floral designs, labeled 'Badass Bitch' in black text.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

Sammi
Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

Michele
Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

Martin
"Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

Melissa
“Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

Jacqui
“I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

Catriona
“Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

Rebecca
“Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

Shay
“Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

Sarah
"Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

Rachel
"Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

Rachel
"I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

Jacqui
Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

Billie
I love my plate. I get so many comments.

Nicole
Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

Lissa
3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

Sandy

For a dash of wit and sass...with a large helping of profanity, decorative wall plates, a "superstar" acrylic badge, Basil Brush jewellery, "suspicious white substance" sugar bowl, planter stick label

Creating NZ Made Gifts & Our Fabulous Decorative Wall Plates

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JEWELLERY

Shop our collection of jewellery, designed and made in our Wellington studio. From cheeky badges to bright and bold Pop! jewellery, and beautiful New Zealand inspired earrings and necklaces featuring vintage postage stamps.

My Hobbies Include Having No Time For Bullshit - Badge

NZ$39.00

Badass Bitch - Acrylic Petite Plate Brooch

NZ$49.00

Pop! The Muppet Show Acrylic Earrings

NZ$39.00

Tui - Square New Zealand Stamp Necklace

NZ$45.00

Tea people, funny vintage tea cups and more at The Dandy Lion

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!

Adorn your walls with our fabulous vintage decorative wall plates!

Planter sticks...the sassiest sidekick your houseplants never knew they needed!

Add a cheeky accessory with our PRETTY RUDE badges

FEATURED

NEW ARRIVALS

CREATE-A-PLATE

PLANTER STICKS

SUGAR BOWLS

SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS

DECORATIVE WALL PLATES

SHOP OUR COLLECTIONS

Love it! I wish I could buy them all and decorate my whole house with them, a unique piece of art in my house. Quick and friendly service. Thank you.

Perfect! Plate bought as a birthday present for a young 80yo and she loved it! Excellent service, plate arrived packaged beautifully. Hope to buy more items from The Dandy Lion in the near future.

Cool item. Excellent packaging, no risk a broken plate here. Thank You !!

"Absolutely perfect gift for someone with everything! Packaged perfectly too to protect it, lovely. Will definitely purchase another item ❤️”

“Excellent service! Would highly rate this seller, fantastic communication. Will be buying again from here for sure XOXO”

“I ordered a custom plate. Great communication, absolutely STOKED with the result and the gorgeous packaging was a nice bonus. Will definitely be buying again in the future.”

“Love it, just perfect thankyou. I want more lol”

“Bought this for my friend as a birthday present, she absolutely loves it! Great quality, handy hanger included and fast delivery!”

“Just perfect! Makes me smile every day “

"Beautiful plate, funny as and something completely different! Love it! Super fast delivery and packed so won't break👍Perfect sale, no issues, highly recommend!🙂"

"Beautiful plate, unique and perfect gift for my friend ❤ Fast delivery, great packaging, highly recommend!"

"I Love Your Unique, Quirky & Naughty Gifts. Quality Vintage items that are so beautifully packaged up too. Thanks Again this was a 40th Birthday gift and I'm sure it will be treasured 🤣 This is my go-to for those "Special" Friends and Family. Xoxo"

Purchased multiple times and multiple plates. Super fast service. Beautifully packaged. Love love love.

I love my plate. I get so many comments.

Super cute. Amazing packaging so it didn't break with shipping. Highly recommend

3rd purchase and another quality piece! Absolutely love! Thanks heaps The Dandy Lion

Creating NZ Made Gifts & Our Fabulous Decorative Wall Plates

JEWELLERY

NOT YOUR NANA’S TEA SET!

Is that gin in your tea cup? Sassy and a bit rude, tea cups, milk jugs, sugar bowls and more…everything you need for your next high tea!